I can't win for losing

Hey cyber readers of the world! The song of today is, "I can't win for losing" on Gerald Levert's CD "Gerald's World", track number seven. If you can't relate to the title without any other help, then you have been living a hell of a life. Just like one of Mudbone's favorite Jazz songs, "I can do bad all by myself" it's self explanatory.

Where am I headed with this may you ask? Just to one of Malcom Mac's favorite topics...Women, you can't trust 'em. Pappa Mac was just telling me the other day, son, never love a woman more than she loves you. Now for you readers our there who don't know, the Mac man ain't no punk, and I tell a person what I want to tell them, I don't care if I hurt their feelings or not. But you know cyber friends, I'm getting soft. I left one of these lil' girls get to me the other day.

Again, as Malcom Mac always does though, I blame it on Mudbone. You see, my boy has a little play pal, and I was feeling left behind. I felt like I had to up my game and get one to. So, the first bopper that came around is the one I picked up. She was pretty, nice, a little young, but hell, so is Mudbone's. Everything was going good, as long as there was a lady catching the Mac's eye, I was ok.

Well just the other day, she dropped one of those bombs on me. Readers, which bomb it was ain't important, it wasn't a WWII bomb, but it did do a little damage. So, after hearing these words, Mac had to make a decision. Does he play it cool and say, 1) don't worry about it, we can work through this or 2) goodbye. Well, I chose the latter. For you see readers, Malcom Mac is a big mean ass introvert. So, much so that I will never show any of these boppers pain, or even the tiniest clue as to how I feel. I'm not looking out for her, but for myself.

Big picture you ask readers, what am I trying to get at? Well, the real M&M, Malcom Mac, needs to find a new one now. True enough this one ain't gonna work out, but I refuse to be left behind. You should've seen how Christmas went down in the Mac household when the youngest, best looking Mac male (Malcom of course) didn't come home with some sexy thing. My goal is still to find a replacement by this summer, and have no doubt that I will.

Mudbone, I blame you for this one again. But fear not, for you have won that battle, but not the war.