Laws for Immigrants

Just the other day Mudbone sent me an interesting article on the immigration problem here in the U.S., and it got me to thinking. This whole system here is jacked up. We gave these immigrants to much power, and now they are not only putting us blacks in the rear view mirror, but also all of America.

That's just not the way it's supposed to be around her. Immigrants are supposed to depend on us for their livelihood and well-being. As an American, if I say, "jump" they are supposed to be in the air before I can sound out the letter "p". Instead they have made America their own personal country club. So here, in Renner Hall, I'm going to post a list of rules to put these damn immigrants back into their place.

Malcom Mac presents, courtesy of Renner Hall presentations:

*Renner Hall's Rules for Rodents*

1. Thou shall speak English at all times, except in the privacy of your own nest.
-- Now don't get me wrong, I don't want anybody to lose their culture, or language, or history, or past, or anything along those lines. Hell, that's what I love about America there are so many differences and so many different cultures that every woman looks different. However, now it's getting to the point where to get a discount on anything you must speak a language other than English. Want a good rate on your home landscaping...Better brush up on your Spanish. Want the hook up on a new cell phone, or maybe even a new plan? Well you better step ya game up on your Chinese and go into Chinatown. In college, want to do well in class? Odds are you need to learn one of the Eastern Indian dialects, cause that's what your teacher is. If you don't speak one of these languages, one is quickly labeled a "plain" American, and you get the end of the stick.

2. Thou shall not work for less than minimum wage.
-- As Mudbone says, "work smart not hard". Blacks especially have come a long way just to get the idea of minimum wage through. When we first got here we worked just so we did not get beat. Now they MUST give us $5 something an hour, that's a big come up in the world. Then, here come these damn immigrants working for peanuts, driving us out of the market, but putting themselves back into slavery. African-Americans figured out a long time ago that we have the power here, we are the workers, and we made Uncle Sam pay us. Why can't these new f-ckers pick up on that and jump on our band wagon.

3. Bring something to America, don't just taketh away.
-- It is not the American way not to industrialize something. How dare you come to our country, take our jobs, steal our women, and then not even cut your front yard. One would think that's' a mark of disrespect. It's like the guest who doesn't clean up behind one-self at all in the least. Garbage is piled up everywhere, they don't care about the aesthetic appearance of their house, henceforth bringing down the value of the rest of the homes in the area. Now, this isn't to say that others don't do this, or Blacks in particular...But we have a reason. This country screwed us over, raped us, kidnapped us, but us into bondage, didn't let us vote, the list comes on. If we wanna piss on the street, well somebody should toss my brother another beer, so he has more to let out. But you all, you are here for the opportunity, then you sh-t on us when you get it.