If politics had a p*ssy!

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I've been struggling looking for something to write recently, so I decided to turn on the local news. WHAM! I had something to talk about. I, Malcom Mac, the broke medical school student am currently residing in Boston, MA (bean-town) and not really enjoying it. Boston boast one of the biggest failures of tax dollars ever, this project called, "the big dig". It's this huge tunnel build underneath the Charles River, which is connected to the bay, which is connected to the Atlantic Ocean. The Big Dig is the biggest public works program ever, cost the most, was the most behind schedule, and most over budget ever. Not to mention it constantly leaks.

Well, just two days ago, at about 11pm, a piece of the ceiling fell down, and killed an innocent lady riding in her car. She was in the passenger seat and died, while her husband who was driving was able to crawl out of the wreckage and make it unscathed. What kind of crap is that? Who expect the ceiling of a tunnel to just break loose as one is driving through, that can really mess up somebody's confidence.

Anyway, with all condolences to the family, that's not what the Mac man came to talk about. Hallmates, have you ever seen the movie Harlem Nights? Well, one of my favorite scenes in the movie is where Della Reese says, "Ray, I got a girl whose stuff is so good, if you took it and through it up in the air, they would call it sunshine! (describing the EVER SO SEXY Lela Rochon" Followed by Red Foxx leaning back and his chair smiling, and reminiscing on old times.

*side note, at the time this movie came out was everybody drooling over Lela. I know I was, not to say she is bad now, but she would give the present day Beyonce a run for her money!* Back to the regular rant...

I'm gonna start calling politics sunshine. This big dig project cost over $150 billion dollars, and the roof caves in. But, NOBODY wants to take responsibility for it. The head of transportation and security blames the governor, the governor (who wasn't even in office when this project started over 15 years ago) blames the mayor. The mayor blames the federal government, the feds blame the state. Now the state is blaming the independent contractors they hired, while they are blaming their suppliers for faulty materials. I mean, this is nothing but a big mess.

Have you ever seen someone get into politics and say I wanted to get out? There must be something to this man. If politics was a woman, I'd say she had kryptonite between her legs, or cocaine, or nicotine, something that these dudes (and some women politicians) just can't give up. Nobody wants to take the fall. Is it the pay, the benefits, the prestige, or unlimited ceiling one gets while working in politics.

I'm just going to consider this to be a man who falls in love with his first piece of poodie tang. He thinks it's like heaven, that it can never be replaced. The man who will fight to keep a pointless relationship going, just to keep his baby in the sack. Well, that's what this big dig is. Even with all it's previous problems, nobody has ever been fired. However, now that an innocent victim just died, somebody in politics must be the scapegoat and go down in flames.