RESPECT MY DOG !!!!!!

As the leader of Young Black Republicans of America, I implore you faithful Americans to continue giving president Bush a chance. He is doing great things. We never declared war, unemployment rates are lower than ever, gas is cheap, and we found Osama. The list of greatest presidents should look exactly like this:

1. George Washington
2. Abe Lincoln
3. George Bush

Now, as Malcom Mac, the most militant on-line blogger known to man, Bush can kiss my crack, not the one on the backside either. He has killed more black men than crack, white women, and BET combined. He may be the first president ever who can't spell, tie his own shoes, or get impeached for a body of work instead of a single incident. Has there ever been a figure more hated throughout the world, especially considering that he is the president of the best country in the world south of Canada and north of Mexico?

Because of him I may never pay off my school loans, won't be able to afford malpractice-practice insurance, can't drive unless it absolutely necessary, and have to use a pen name on an internet blog for fear that he is tracking every word I type right now. Can't you just see Bush, behind the desk in the Oval Office saying, "All who defy me must perish!" He is sorta like a villain in a movie, except here we know he's the bad guy, and yet can't figure it out.

Anyways, as much as the Mac man HATES Bush, and wishes he would rot in hell, I must give him props for two things. Even in his ignorance I can agree to some of his stuff. So here is today's list...

Things to love about Devil (read: George Bush)

1. Get these fags outta here.
-- Now don't get me wrong, I have nothing against homosexuals. We are all people, and I respect that; diversity is never a bad thing. Now, Malcom Mac does have a problem with those lil' bastards getting married. Marriage is a holy matrimony, and God don't want those kind of couples in heaven. Well, Jr. agrees there, and is going to make sure that never happens. Mac doesn't know how many amendments there are to the constitution, but I know it's not a lot. Bush said, "put that shit in the constitution, pillow biters cannot get married in my country!" That's hilarious to me. He asked for that to be put in the constitution. Think about that folks. It means he feels as strongly about them not getting married as say, the right to bear arms, or freedom of speech (lol), and the ability to vote at 18. Is it really that serious? I repeat people, is it really that serious? Well to Bush it is. And damnit, I respect that, cause to Malcom Mac that shit is serious! Get that sh*t ratified Bush!

2. If I said it, then I meant it
--Bush will not back down. Once he puts words to something, he will stick to it, no matter what. That my internet dorm roommates is tough to do in the high pressure position that he is in. Everyday someone is second guessing him, then second guessing him again. Then, the next person is telling him what to do, and they definitely have worse qualifications than Bush (remember folks, his daddy was a president, what other criteria does he need to meet). Example, Bush says we will find Osama Bin Laden, well 9/11 was in 2001 people, and we ain't found him yet. Did jr. give up, nope! Bush says we will bring democracy to these countries. Do these countries want Democracy, nope...do the troops wanna die, nope, does the American public want to extend ourselves anymore? Nope, but Bush could care less. My man said it, he believes it, he will achieve it. Doesn't matter if you are with him or not, he won't give up. In a little kid we would call that determination, but in a president, we call it stupidity. However I gotta give it to him, it takes a man to go down with the ship. Cause let my boat start to sink, I'll be in the lifeboat with a vest on before the floor gets wet!