I drink Starbucks

That's right, the Mac Man is a boogie Negro. I drink Starbucks, I think the movies are a waste of time, and to me a real date requires me to dress up and go to a theatre, not a cinema. Yes, I know how to play golf, take score, talk the lingo, and even the proper golf etiquette and attire. I am particular about fast food restaurants that I eat in. If there isn't at least one cracker working, then I won't eat there, because I know the order will be wrong and it will take forever to get. I rarely wear gym shoes anymore (yes, I'm from the Midwest, we say gym shoes DAMNIT!), and I refuse to do a whole list of other ignorant things.

I'm the kind of young man Bill Cosby is looking for. But don't judge me just by that. Think about what Steve Harvey said in the "Kings of Comedy". He said, "Don't let the TV show and all the nice suits fool ya, I'm from the PROJECTS, I can act PROJECT-ISH with ya". I'm still a black man at heart, but I just had to make certain adjustments to acculturate myself to this medical environment.

I started drinking Starbucks years ago, my sister worked in Dunkin' D, and once she told me the behind the scenes action there, I started easing off that. Hell, being a golf caddy at 13 was good money. It was $50 or more per day, tax free. Then here is where my negrovention came in. Trying to hustle and scheme to make more money, I realized the other caddies who could play a little, and have an understanding of the game could have a better conversation with the golfer. For those who don't know, being a golf caddy is all about running your mouth piece. You have 3 or more hours to make somebody love ya. So, I picked up golf, next thing you know, my average pay increased.

As far as operas, musicals, and plays, heck my great Aunt put me on to that. She was directly from the South, didn't even pass go. She took me to those as a little boy, now don't get me wrong, she took me to the movies as well. But there is just something to dressing up, putting on a shirt, tie, jacket and going somewhere fancy. Where the music fills up the room, and it's more than just things blowing up and 2 or more people having sex at once. The movies are a waste, $10/person, and you still aren't guaranteed that it will be good. The show is 2-dimensional, and almost always predictable.

Now for you cat's who wanna say I'm no longer black because I do the above things, let me clarify something for you. No matter what one does, or where he goes, if you got one drop in you, then you are still black. I can't stand crackers, I tend not to go any places where they congregate. I'm at the point in my life now, where when they start talking I must leave the room, because all it takes is one wrong word from them, and I'm ready to go postal.

Better yet, how does one even justify being black? Yes, I listen to more than G-unit, but rap is still my favorite. I've got some techno and rock & roll' in the changer. Don't be mad at me because I expanded. If we don't open up our minds and try some of everything out there, we will stay stagnant exactly where we are now.